We are back again to help you decide the FPL GW9 Best Captain option for your squad. There are some big matchups this week.
Missing players, failing players, ghost assists, cartels, hoods, gangsters, own goals, red cards and strikers who couldn’t hit a urinal from 2 feet. Just a regular fucking gameweek then. FPL is back and it’s madder than ever. Let’s dive in. AREOLA – 4.5 – WEST HAM UTD From 1-1 to 4-1 in the blink of…
Finally, the dreaded international break is over… until November… However, let’s not get into that just yet and be glad that two of Attacking Football’s finest, Alex and Yassin, are back with their weekly Premier League predictions. Don’t forget to drop your predictions in the relevant comment section. Premier League Matchday 8 Predictions & Previews…
Here are the FPL GW8 best captain options. From Salah to Haaland, we have you covered on to who to give the armband to.
With Old Trafford brimming with anxiety after a stuttering start to the season, Erik ten Hag will face a difficult task when Manchester United vs Brentford, a team known lately for scoring almost instantly. Can United shore up their defence and keep Brentford’s early aggression at bay, or will Thomas Frank’s men pounce on their…
Another week done and dusted as we’re fisted into the stratosphere of shit that is the international break. Let’s see which calamitous cockstains made their way into these hallowed halls this week. Yup, it’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s dive in. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY Owning Ederson at this stage is a…
It would honestly just be quicker to copy and paste my entire fucking team. But let’s try and do this properly. Jesus Christ what a week. RAYA – 5.6 – ARSENAL With his “injury” dominating the twittersphere in the run up to the game, it was almost inevitable that Raya would tip up, do fuck…
Manchester United have struggled since the start of the season, and Bruno Fernandes’ bad form could be a root cause to their issues.
Manchester United are showing key signs of improvement under Erik ten Hag, and it feels like it’s only a matter of time before things turn in the right direction for his side. The Dutch manager has switched things up since the Liverpool defeat, abandoning some of the approaches that left the eleven on the pitch…
A weak of almost molten excrement, culminating in a Sunday where my personal team wasn’t so much shat on, but violently assaulted in a back alley and left for dead. Let’s do this. It’s the latest Team of the Weak. JOHNSTONE – 4.4 – WOLVES Not a single save in a 3-goal loss. Essentially turning…
