I’m going to be up front and honest with you all right from the start. Darwin Nunez is in here. It’s not the first time, and it won’t be the last. Will the FPL Community ever learn? Or will it continue to be led down the garden path by the Pied Pipers of Analytics FC?…
Unlucky for some. Especially if you bought Eze, captained him, and made him the subject of a £100 bet to get some fucking Hufflepuff to follow you. Which XI players of crystallised anal essence made the hallowed halls this week. Let’s get this over with. SANCHEZ – 4.6 – CHELSEA I still don’t quite know…
Discover the intriguing story of what happened to Bobby Duncan and how his career was derailed by an outside influence.
As I dashed around my room with extreme speed seconds after guiding Manchester United back to the pinnacle of English football with two games to go, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Was I embarrassed that I, a grown man, could get this much joy from a video game? No. I was…
Amad Diallo is an exciting 21-year-old right winger for Manchester United. He officially signed for the Premier League side in January 2021 for a rumoured fee of €40 million, with €20 million upfront and another €20 in performance-related add-ons. Unfortunately, he has yet to show his true potential in a red shirt, but a promising…
SHITIZEN KANE Who littered the streets of filth this week? Let’s dive in and find out before we have to endure a Biscuit World Cup on Twitter FPL. JOHNSTONE – 4.6 – CRYSTAL PALACE 1 save in a 3-goal home loss to Everton is basically the footballing equivalent of a Darwin award. That’s Charles Darwin…
Join us as we look back on the FPL year so far with an eye on two key GWs that offered differing emotions for players.
The Manchester United manager joined the club in the summer of 2022, leaving Ajax to assert his football in the Premier League and in the Champions League. Last season, after a shaky start, he led Manchester United to an FA Cup final, 3rd in the Premier League and a Carabao Cup win over Newcastle United….
In football, the emergence of young talents onto the grand stage is a sight to behold. The anticipation and excitement that surround these budding stars are often palpable, and one such prospect who garnered significant attention was Kaide Gordon. After signing from Derby County in February 2021, Gordon would go on to make his debut…
SHIT BUTTY Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey. To only pick XI from this plethora of pillocks is a job way above my station. At least once a season you normally see an FPL week this bad. But not this bad. Blackbox expert wanker AZ has 11 points. Eleven. That’s less than a point…
