A seasonal banquet of bastardness. Join me in unwrapping this lump of coal, soaked in shit and fisted northward until you vomit it up. Let us dive in. Goggles on. SANCHEZ – 4.7 – CHELSEA Absolutely insistent on putting his defence under pressure again and again, RDZ literally sold this tosser because he couldn’t pass…
Is Manchester United open to the sales of Jadon Sancho, Casemiro, and Raphael Varane? All three players have come under criticism this season from fans and both Sancho and Varane have also fallen out of favour under Erik ten Hag at different stages during the campaign. There have been reports today suggesting that all three…
Stuttgart can’t have imagined Serhou Guirassy would have had anything close to the season he’s having when they completed a permanent deal for him in June of this year. The Guinea international spent last season on loan in Germany from Stade Rennais, scoring 14 goals and getting 2 assists in 29 games altogether. Serhou Guirassy…
Erik ten Hag and Manchester United have today taken steps to fight back against the supposed lies uttered against them in the media during this past week. As always with Manchester United, stories are published at length in the media in the days after a defeat. The media often see this as an opportunity to…
Gary Neville is not regarded as one of the best right-backs in Premier League history simply due to his dialogue around his ability as a footballer. Neville consistently undersells just how talented he was as a player while working as a pundit on Sky Sports, and it has led to the average fan thinking Neville…
I’m going to be up front and honest with you all right from the start. Darwin Nunez is in here. It’s not the first time, and it won’t be the last. Will the FPL Community ever learn? Or will it continue to be led down the garden path by the Pied Pipers of Analytics FC?…
Manchester United are looking to strengthen their defense in the coming weeks, and the priority is looking like being a right-sided center-back. There are several players on the list that United are interested in signing, and England center-back Marc Guehi has been revealed as one of those names. United has a long-standing interest in Guehi…
Manchester United have been linked with a shock move for former Chelsea striker Timo Werner in the January Transfer Window, and it’s a link that has left many people wondering why. Werner wasn’t a true success at Chelsea in terms of his goalscoring and finishing metrics, but he did do a lot of good things…
Manchester United need a rebuild. That much has been clear for the last ten years. The entire club is in massive need of a rebuild and a restructuring, and the fans clamor for it every single year. They clamor for it every single year until it actually comes down to it. The reason they are…
As I dashed around my room with extreme speed seconds after guiding Manchester United back to the pinnacle of English football with two games to go, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Was I embarrassed that I, a grown man, could get this much joy from a video game? No. I was…
