Premier League Matchday 14 Predictions
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Premier League Matchday 14 Predictions

Welcome back to the Attacking Football Premier League predictions. Today, you have me, Yassin, who is grateful that Ruben Amorim is Manchester United manager. For that reason, I tried to find a reason for each fanbase of a Premier League to be grateful for. Before you do that, you can check out last week’s predictions to compare…

Man City, Premier League who could benefit from Luxury Tax

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK FRIDAY THE 13th – MONKEY GOES TO HELL

Quitting is for fucking losers. And lord knows, I’m a loser. But I’ve picked myself back up, hosed the shit and vomit off my clothes, and am ready to go again. Let’s dive in. It’s Team of the Weak time yet again. MARTINEZ – 5.0 – AVL A first half of unique incompetence saw Martinez…

GW22 Haaland
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Manchester City: The Physical Decline Of The World’s Best Football Team

In the increasing demands of modern football, few buzzwords are more prominent or important than intensity. The heightened sense of fitness in each individual footballer has meant the midfield has become even more pivotal than it was in the past, and failure to add intensity to the centre of the pitch, especially at the highest…

Man City vs Ipswich Erling Haaland

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK TWELVE – THE CRAPENING

Another week of blood boiling, piss stained, volcanic horseshit as leprechaun shagging variance milkers dance in a meadow of 4 leaf clovers, whilst I’m sat looking for points like Marky fucking Mark. Let us dive in. It’s Team of the Weak time. MCCARTHY – 4.3 – SOUTHAMPTON McCarthy managed to make 8 saves and still…

FPL GW12 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
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FPL GW12 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

Following another International break, (Thankfully the last until March) we’re having a look at the best captaincy picks for GW12 ahead of this week’s round of fixtures. Here are the best captaincy choices ahead of gameweek 12 in FPL.. Our surprise pick for GW11 was Tottenham wideman Son Heung-min, his side went down to a…

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Premier League Matchday 11 Predictions

Welcome back to the Attacking Football Premier League predictions. Today, we have a jubilant Alex after Southampton finally recorded their first win of the season and an excited Yassin with the prospect of Amorim after they DESTROYED Manchester City 4-1 in the Champions League. This week, Yassin and I have decided to change the way…

Salah GW12 Best Captain
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FPL GW11 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

Following another midweek of European action, we’re having a look at the GW11 Best Captain picks ahead of this week’s round of Premier League fixtures. Last weekend we were treated to huge drama with 25 goals scored throughout the 10 matches with last year’s top 2 Man City and Arsenal both falling to defeat to…

Man City vs Ipswich Erling Haaland

TEAM OF THE WEEK – GAMEWEEK 8 – THE UNTOUCHABLES

Missing players, failing players, ghost assists, cartels, hoods, gangsters, own goals, red cards and strikers who couldn’t hit a urinal from 2 feet. Just a regular fucking gameweek then. FPL is back and it’s madder than ever. Let’s dive in. AREOLA – 4.5 – WEST HAM UTD From 1-1 to 4-1 in the blink of…