Just what are the funniest football chants of all time? Football is a funny old game. It encapsulates the ebbing and flowing drama of the great movies, the heartbreak and elation of great romances, and the time-honoured tradition of humiliating your opponents with razor-sharp wit, and stunning retort. Here, we take a look at the…
This is a preview for arguably the biggest FA Cup Final buildup since its conception in 1871 with what is at stake. A Manchester Derby for an FA Cup final is unheard of before. In the 2000s, the Manchester clubs are the two most successful in England. The Red Devils were dominating the first decade…
Welcome back! If you haven’t already read Part 1 of my transfer window preview, what are you still doing here!? Go and enjoy my predictions for the first ten teams in The Premier League next season. Here I will look at the second half of the 2023/24 roster. Four of the traditional top six are…
In the realms of performance, the quest for authenticity remains ever-present. The two-time Oscar winner Spencer Tracy offering advice to a young Katharine Houghton distilled the essence of a successful performance down to one sentence: “Know your lines, and don’t bump into the furniture.” She had, I presume, hoped to replicate a career like that…
How might Mason Mount fit into Erik ten Hag’s side if the rumoured links to Manchester United are true? Mount has one year remaining on his current contract and an extension seems unlikely. With Chelsea needing to reduce the size of their squad, the English international seems likely to leave this summer. United join Liverpool…
In the quest to attain your desired overall rank, nailing the right captain in the ultimate gameweek of the season plays a crucial role. With the FPL template strong as ever, captaincy haul can give your team the edge in terms of a higher overall rank and trumping your fellow mini-league rival. However, the task…
Paul Pogba rests on a poolside sun-lounger against a backdrop of the rolling hills of LA. He’s greeted by an approaching Romelu Lukaku, who tells him in French that he’ll see him tomorrow in training. They embrace and then start some strange awkward dance, which I’m sure was popular at the time. That was the…
Kobbie Mainoo can be Erik ten Hag’s ace up his sleeve. The young prospect has a similar style to former target Frenkie de Jong.
It has been a breakthrough season for Manchester United loanee Amad Diallo. The 20-year-old Ivorian has been one of the star players for the Black Cats, currently on loan at Sunderland. Diallo has played a massive part in Sunderland’s rise, scoring 14 goals and providing four assists in 39 matches this season. Amad delivered one…
Welcome to HinduMonkey’s “Team of the Weak” – your weekly fix of agonising despair in the realm of Fantasy Premier League! In this series, we plunge into the depths of disappointment to unearth the most abysmal performers of the previous FPL Gameweek. While the world of fantasy football often thrives on triumph and success, we…
