A seasonal banquet of bastardness. Join me in unwrapping this lump of coal, soaked in shit and fisted northward until you vomit it up. Let us dive in. Goggles on. SANCHEZ – 4.7 – CHELSEA Absolutely insistent on putting his defence under pressure again and again, RDZ literally sold this tosser because he couldn’t pass…
Amad Diallo is an exciting 21-year-old right winger for Manchester United. He officially signed for the Premier League side in January 2021 for a rumoured fee of €40 million, with €20 million upfront and another €20 in performance-related add-ons. Unfortunately, he has yet to show his true potential in a red shirt, but a promising…
The Manchester United manager joined the club in the summer of 2022, leaving Ajax to assert his football in the Premier League and in the Champions League. Last season, after a shaky start, he led Manchester United to an FA Cup final, 3rd in the Premier League and a Carabao Cup win over Newcastle United….
Man United has a long history of developing young academy prospects who have gone on to become superstars. However, for every Busby Babes to the Class of ’92 David Beckham and Marcus Rashford, there are promising youngsters who fail to reach their full potential at the club. In this article, we will look at ten…
SHIT SHIT BANG BANG After a week off in the Maltese sun I return to this shower of acid piss. Let us waste no time, and dive in to see which 11 wastemen made the cut for excremental ineptitude this gameweek. MARTINEZ – 4.9 – ASTON VILLA This feels a harsh inclusion. But conceding a…
These are tactical tweaks to save Manchester United’s season from a disaster t.o possible title contenders
GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN Crash, bang, fucking hell what a shitshow. 8 weeks down and the only positive to this season so far is that it’s almost 25% of the way through. Let’s see which pillocks littered the gates of hell this Team of the weak. ONANA – 4.9 – MANCHESTER UNITED I’ve…
When we talk about Manchester United’s long and illustrious past, Denzil Haroun is often not one of them. Names like Sir Matt Busby, George Best, and Sir Alex Ferguson are often the first that come to mind. But behind the trophies and prominent individuals who have played in the Theatre of Dreams, there are unsung…
In this article, we will indulge into Manchester United’s right wing problems and how they can possibly solve them.
