Manchester United transfer news paints just as sad a picture as their showings in the league this season. So much was promised, yet so little was delivered. Just looking at Manchester United’s expected performances versus their actual performances this season would make any fan want to cry. So the question beckons: how can Manchester United…
Which players promised us so much this season… and have thus far delivered nothing but a fistful of faeces. Let’s rubber up, and dive the hell in to FPL TEAM OF THE WEAK – THE FIRST HALF. FLEKKEN – 4.5 – BRENTFORD Ranked top of Eric Freeman’s GKs for this season, Flekken has been so…
Manchester United’s Colombian youth talent, Mateo MejÃa, is keen on taking his football career to the next level by seeking a loan move or a move away from Man United in the upcoming January transfer window. The young striker’s journey through recovery and training with United’s first team has prepared him for the next step…
THE SOLANKE GOODBYE I’m not here to stand on fucking ceremony. Let’s dive in and see what dickheads dipped themselves in urine and soiled our teams this week. Quick, before we lose our fucking points and don’t show enough respect. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY Averaging just 2.9 points per game, even calling Ederson…
A seasonal banquet of bastardness. Join me in unwrapping this lump of coal, soaked in shit and fisted northward until you vomit it up. Let us dive in. Goggles on. SANCHEZ – 4.7 – CHELSEA Absolutely insistent on putting his defence under pressure again and again, RDZ literally sold this tosser because he couldn’t pass…
Amad Diallo is an exciting 21-year-old right winger for Manchester United. He officially signed for the Premier League side in January 2021 for a rumoured fee of €40 million, with €20 million upfront and another €20 in performance-related add-ons. Unfortunately, he has yet to show his true potential in a red shirt, but a promising…
The Manchester United manager joined the club in the summer of 2022, leaving Ajax to assert his football in the Premier League and in the Champions League. Last season, after a shaky start, he led Manchester United to an FA Cup final, 3rd in the Premier League and a Carabao Cup win over Newcastle United….
Man United has a long history of developing young academy prospects who have gone on to become superstars. However, for every Busby Babes to the Class of ’92 David Beckham and Marcus Rashford, there are promising youngsters who fail to reach their full potential at the club. In this article, we will look at ten…
SHIT SHIT BANG BANG After a week off in the Maltese sun I return to this shower of acid piss. Let us waste no time, and dive in to see which 11 wastemen made the cut for excremental ineptitude this gameweek. MARTINEZ – 4.9 – ASTON VILLA This feels a harsh inclusion. But conceding a…
These are tactical tweaks to save Manchester United’s season from a disaster t.o possible title contenders
