THE DEFENCE RESTS Literally. What the fuck were these useless clown ticklers doing. More minus points than a fucking maths convention. Let’s dive in and see who needs to be metaphorically hung, drawn and quartered this week. TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 7. EDERSON – 5.6M – MANCHESTER CITY A welcome return to Ederson…
Tripe. Shite. Piss. Which reckless simpletons have made their way into the hallowed halls of excrement this weekend. Let us not stand around aimlessly like a Brentford back four without Ben Mee. Let’s dive in. FODERINGHAM – 4.5 – SHEFFIELD UNITED If a team physically cannot defend set pieces, you have to look at the…
After a long international break, club football and FPL will be back this Saturday. We have multiple dilemmas, decisions and even a captaincy debate in big 2023 to talk about on the first weekend deadline of the season. Along with new updates with what happened during the 2 week long period. Here’s all you need…
Are you eager to climb those FPL rankings? Well, you’re in the right place. We’re dissecting the captaincy puzzle for the pivotal Gameweek 5. Sure, there are the usual suspects who consistently deliver, but GW5 presents a golden opportunity to go against the grain. Thinking about taking a punt on a differential captain to skyrocket…
Hello, my fellow nerds and welcome to a post that teaches you the basics of scraping data from the FPL API using Python, saving the data into a CSV file, and then using that CSV file to visualize data in Tableau. Sounds complicated, right? Well, it isn’t! I’ve done the hard stuff for you. There…
Which utterly useless pillocks of piss walked the plank this week in Gameweek 4. Let’s dive in, find out, and realise it’s a full 2 weeks until we have to go through this desperate dross of disappointment once more. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UTD Rotating nicely with Pickford in this column, the new Utd…
Already so many brilliant moments in the first 3 gameweeks as we move towards the international break and transfer deadline day. Sterling, Gusto, and Maddison came good just as predicted in last week’s article, hopefully, the streak continues. Lots of things to discuss this week though, so let’s see how you can best attack gameweek…
Gameweek 4 is upon us, which means we’re set to bring you the best FPL Transfers for GW4. Gameweek 3 of the 2023/24 FPL season was another mixed bag with identical average points to Gameweek 2. Managers owning Destiny Udogie, Malo Gusto, Raheem Sterling or Bruno Fernandes were the ones who had significantly higher scores…
Crash, bang, wallop… what a fucking shitshow. Let’s see which XI pillocks dropped the proverbial football this weekend. Well? Let’s dive the absolute hell in. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UNITED It’s hard to blame a keeper when a player runs 70 yards without a tackle on goal. But also, simply lying on the floor…
Two gameweeks have passed, and some did better than others. Not to worry, it’s a 38-game season, and there’s a lot of time to regain your ranks if you got off to a poor start. Most of you will have 2 free transfers this week, so lots of decisions to be made. This a friendly…
