It would honestly just be quicker to copy and paste my entire fucking team. But let’s try and do this properly. Jesus Christ what a week. RAYA – 5.6 – ARSENAL With his “injury” dominating the twittersphere in the run up to the game, it was almost inevitable that Raya would tip up, do fuck…
We’re having a look at the best captaincy picks ahead of this week’s round of fixtures following a number of teams midweek outings both in Europe and the Carabao Cup. Here are FPL GW6 best captaincy choices! Our surprise pick for GW5 was Tottenham playmaker James Maddison and the 27 year-old did not disappoint. It…
A weak of almost molten excrement, culminating in a Sunday where my personal team wasn’t so much shat on, but violently assaulted in a back alley and left for dead. Let’s do this. It’s the latest Team of the Weak. JOHNSTONE – 4.4 – WOLVES Not a single save in a 3-goal loss. Essentially turning…
Looking for the FPL GW5 Best Captain options? Look no further, as we have you covered with the info on all the usual suspects.
Let us bow our heads in collective shame and pick the bones out from the meal we just vomited back up. What a terrible gameweek, what a terrible set of players. Let us dive in. HENDERSON – 4.5 – CRYSTAL PALACE Yet to keep a clean sheet, the popular Palace stopper has thus far looked…
Another weekend of relentless pain comes to a crushing and hopeless end. Especially if you owned any of these urine soaked morons. Let us dive in. POPE – 5.0 – NEWCASTLE A truly dreadful performance, like a marionette being remotely controlled by Martin Dubravka. Not content with showing the distribution of a DPD driver, Pope…
So far this season’s Fantasy Premier League has proved to be a mixed bag for much of the 11.5 million players, with only six forwards surprisingly providing a return in GW2. Deciding which players you feel are going to push you to the top of your mini-league can be difficult, but we’re having a look…
A game week of absolutely wild variance. Hat tricks, horror shows and bench blockers everywhere. Did you get lucky? Well did you, punk. It’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s fucking dive in. MURIC – 4.5 – IPSWICH You could see the confusion behind his eyes during this performance. The keeper of a team desperate…
Fantasy Premier League (FPL) is a bit like navigating a minefield. One wrong step, and your carefully crafted team could explode, sending your mini-league hopes up in smoke. Every season, a handful of players inexplicably become popular picks, but high ownership doesn’t always mean high returns. Some of these players might be more of a…
Still unsure how to play this game of wank? Tired of the endless content saying PICK X or SUBSCRIBE TO Y? Do you even know what a fucking chip is? Let’s dive in. PICK PLAYERS WHO START FOOTBALL MATCHES This sounds simple, but you’d be surprised how many people like to plug maverick xMinute risks…
