Tripe. Shite. Piss. Which reckless simpletons have made their way into the hallowed halls of excrement this weekend. Let us not stand around aimlessly like a Brentford back four without Ben Mee. Let’s dive in. FODERINGHAM – 4.5 – SHEFFIELD UNITED If a team physically cannot defend set pieces, you have to look at the…
After a long international break, club football and FPL will be back this Saturday. We have multiple dilemmas, decisions and even a captaincy debate in big 2023 to talk about on the first weekend deadline of the season. Along with new updates with what happened during the 2 week long period. Here’s all you need…
Which utterly useless pillocks of piss walked the plank this week in Gameweek 4. Let’s dive in, find out, and realise it’s a full 2 weeks until we have to go through this desperate dross of disappointment once more. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UTD Rotating nicely with Pickford in this column, the new Utd…
Already so many brilliant moments in the first 3 gameweeks as we move towards the international break and transfer deadline day. Sterling, Gusto, and Maddison came good just as predicted in last week’s article, hopefully, the streak continues. Lots of things to discuss this week though, so let’s see how you can best attack gameweek…
Crash, bang, wallop… what a fucking shitshow. Let’s see which XI pillocks dropped the proverbial football this weekend. Well? Let’s dive the absolute hell in. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UNITED It’s hard to blame a keeper when a player runs 70 yards without a tackle on goal. But also, simply lying on the floor…
Two gameweeks have passed, and some did better than others. Not to worry, it’s a 38-game season, and there’s a lot of time to regain your ranks if you got off to a poor start. Most of you will have 2 free transfers this week, so lots of decisions to be made. This a friendly…
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Hindu Monkey casts his sobbing face over which XI players let themselves and their families down this gameweek. Yes, I know there is a game left, but I’m off to the seaside tomorrow to rescue some donkeys, so you’re just going to have to cope with this a day early. Let us dive into GW2’s…
The first gameweek of the season has finally passed and it’s already ridden with controversy. As Antonio Conte said before the name change, “One regular day of Barclays. Will never happen”. However, we have to look forward and move on to the next gameweek, even if it means ignoring a disgustingly obvious penalty not given.🤐…
