A weak of almost molten excrement, culminating in a Sunday where my personal team wasn’t so much shat on, but violently assaulted in a back alley and left for dead. Let’s do this. It’s the latest Team of the Weak. JOHNSTONE – 4.4 – WOLVES Not a single save in a 3-goal loss. Essentially turning…
“Wissa is not good news. It looks like an injury that will be a couple of months. It’s very frustrating. It will leave a hole but I will find a solution and other players will step up”. Thomas Frank On Yoane Wissa Following The Loss To Manchester City Following Brentford’s promotion to the Premier League…
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Let us bow our heads in collective shame and pick the bones out from the meal we just vomited back up. What a terrible gameweek, what a terrible set of players. Let us dive in. HENDERSON – 4.5 – CRYSTAL PALACE Yet to keep a clean sheet, the popular Palace stopper has thus far looked…
Another weekend of relentless pain comes to a crushing and hopeless end. Especially if you owned any of these urine soaked morons. Let us dive in. POPE – 5.0 – NEWCASTLE A truly dreadful performance, like a marionette being remotely controlled by Martin Dubravka. Not content with showing the distribution of a DPD driver, Pope…
So far this season’s Fantasy Premier League has proved to be a mixed bag for much of the 11.5 million players, with only six forwards surprisingly providing a return in GW2. Deciding which players you feel are going to push you to the top of your mini-league can be difficult, but we’re having a look…
A game week of absolutely wild variance. Hat tricks, horror shows and bench blockers everywhere. Did you get lucky? Well did you, punk. It’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s fucking dive in. MURIC – 4.5 – IPSWICH You could see the confusion behind his eyes during this performance. The keeper of a team desperate…
If you’re searching for the best Solanke replacements for Gameweek 2, this guide will help you choose the top FPL forward options. With Dominic Solanke potentially sidelined until after the international break due to an injury, many FPL managers are scrambling to find a suitable replacement ahead of Gameweek 2. The FPL community has been…
Still unsure how to play this game of wank? Tired of the endless content saying PICK X or SUBSCRIBE TO Y? Do you even know what a fucking chip is? Let’s dive in. PICK PLAYERS WHO START FOOTBALL MATCHES This sounds simple, but you’d be surprised how many people like to plug maverick xMinute risks…
Can you really take punts on players even when the season hasn’t started yet? I certainly wouldn’t have thought so, but this is a new season and as we’ve learnt over the summer with the changes that have been made to the Fantasy Premier League game, anything is possible. Well, if you want to target…
