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FPL GW13 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
It’s another week, and another captain headache for managers. Who should you give the armband this week? Who is the FPL GW13 best captain?
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK TWELVE – THE CRAPENING
Another week of blood boiling, piss stained, volcanic horseshit as leprechaun shagging variance milkers dance in a meadow of 4 leaf clovers, whilst I’m sat looking for points like Marky fucking Mark. Let us dive in. It’s Team of the Weak time. MCCARTHY – 4.3 – SOUTHAMPTON McCarthy managed to make 8 saves and still…
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FPL GW12 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
Following another International break, (Thankfully the last until March) we’re having a look at the best captaincy picks for GW12 ahead of this week’s round of fixtures. Here are the best captaincy choices ahead of gameweek 12 in FPL.. Our surprise pick for GW11 was Tottenham wideman Son Heung-min, his side went down to a…
TEAM OF THE WEAK – THE STORY SO FAR
It’s GW12, the final international break for months is almost fucking over. Every twat and his dog is now on Bluesky. But who have been the worst 11 players to own so far? Let’s dive in. It’s the Team of the Weak so far. AREOLA – 4.3 – WEST HAM UTD Amassing just 15 points…
FPL GW11 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
Following another midweek of European action, we’re having a look at the GW11 Best Captain picks ahead of this week’s round of Premier League fixtures. Last weekend we were treated to huge drama with 25 goals scored throughout the 10 matches with last year’s top 2 Man City and Arsenal both falling to defeat to…
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FPL GW9 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
We are back again to help you decide the FPL GW9 Best Captain option for your squad. There are some big matchups this week.
TEAM OF THE WEEK – GAMEWEEK 8 – THE UNTOUCHABLES
Missing players, failing players, ghost assists, cartels, hoods, gangsters, own goals, red cards and strikers who couldn’t hit a urinal from 2 feet. Just a regular fucking gameweek then. FPL is back and it’s madder than ever. Let’s dive in. AREOLA – 4.5 – WEST HAM UTD From 1-1 to 4-1 in the blink of…
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FPL GW8 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
Here are the FPL GW8 best captain options. From Salah to Haaland, we have you covered on to who to give the armband to.
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 7 – HA HA LAND
Another week done and dusted as we’re fisted into the stratosphere of shit that is the international break. Let’s see which calamitous cockstains made their way into these hallowed halls this week. Yup, it’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s dive in. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY Owning Ederson at this stage is a…
FPL GW7 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
Here are the FPL GW7 best captain choices. We have our usual suspects, as well as a surprise differential for you to ponder about!