It’s GW12, the final international break for months is almost fucking over. Every twat and his dog is now on Bluesky. But who have been the worst 11 players to own so far? Let’s dive in. It’s the Team of the Weak so far. AREOLA – 4.3 – WEST HAM UTD Amassing just 15 points…
Following another midweek of European action, we’re having a look at the GW11 Best Captain picks ahead of this week’s round of Premier League fixtures. Last weekend we were treated to huge drama with 25 goals scored throughout the 10 matches with last year’s top 2 Man City and Arsenal both falling to defeat to…
We are back again to help you decide the FPL GW9 Best Captain option for your squad. There are some big matchups this week.
Missing players, failing players, ghost assists, cartels, hoods, gangsters, own goals, red cards and strikers who couldn’t hit a urinal from 2 feet. Just a regular fucking gameweek then. FPL is back and it’s madder than ever. Let’s dive in. AREOLA – 4.5 – WEST HAM UTD From 1-1 to 4-1 in the blink of…
Here are the FPL GW8 best captain options. From Salah to Haaland, we have you covered on to who to give the armband to.
Another week done and dusted as we’re fisted into the stratosphere of shit that is the international break. Let’s see which calamitous cockstains made their way into these hallowed halls this week. Yup, it’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s dive in. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY Owning Ederson at this stage is a…
Here are the FPL GW7 best captain choices. We have our usual suspects, as well as a surprise differential for you to ponder about!
It would honestly just be quicker to copy and paste my entire fucking team. But let’s try and do this properly. Jesus Christ what a week. RAYA – 5.6 – ARSENAL With his “injury” dominating the twittersphere in the run up to the game, it was almost inevitable that Raya would tip up, do fuck…
We’re having a look at the best captaincy picks ahead of this week’s round of fixtures following a number of teams midweek outings both in Europe and the Carabao Cup. Here are FPL GW6 best captaincy choices! Our surprise pick for GW5 was Tottenham playmaker James Maddison and the 27 year-old did not disappoint. It…
A weak of almost molten excrement, culminating in a Sunday where my personal team wasn’t so much shat on, but violently assaulted in a back alley and left for dead. Let’s do this. It’s the latest Team of the Weak. JOHNSTONE – 4.4 – WOLVES Not a single save in a 3-goal loss. Essentially turning…
