FPL GW17 Emile Smith Rowe Surprise Captain
| | | |

FPL GW17 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

Following another midweek round of Carabao Cup action, we’re having a look at the best captaincy picks ahead of this weekend’s fixtures. Here are the best captaincy choices ahead of FPL GW17. Our surprise picks have been getting very little luck over the last few weeks, but we are hoping our choice ahead of GW17…

Man City, Premier League who could benefit from Luxury Tax

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK FRIDAY THE 13th – MONKEY GOES TO HELL

Quitting is for fucking losers. And lord knows, I’m a loser. But I’ve picked myself back up, hosed the shit and vomit off my clothes, and am ready to go again. Let’s dive in. It’s Team of the Weak time yet again. MARTINEZ – 5.0 – AVL A first half of unique incompetence saw Martinez…

Man City vs Ipswich Erling Haaland

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK TWELVE – THE CRAPENING

Another week of blood boiling, piss stained, volcanic horseshit as leprechaun shagging variance milkers dance in a meadow of 4 leaf clovers, whilst I’m sat looking for points like Marky fucking Mark. Let us dive in. It’s Team of the Weak time. MCCARTHY – 4.3 – SOUTHAMPTON McCarthy managed to make 8 saves and still…

FPL GW12 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
| | | | |

FPL GW12 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

Following another International break, (Thankfully the last until March) we’re having a look at the best captaincy picks for GW12 ahead of this week’s round of fixtures. Here are the best captaincy choices ahead of gameweek 12 in FPL.. Our surprise pick for GW11 was Tottenham wideman Son Heung-min, his side went down to a…

Salah GW12 Best Captain
| | | | |

FPL GW11 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

Following another midweek of European action, we’re having a look at the GW11 Best Captain picks ahead of this week’s round of Premier League fixtures. Last weekend we were treated to huge drama with 25 goals scored throughout the 10 matches with last year’s top 2 Man City and Arsenal both falling to defeat to…

Man City vs Ipswich Erling Haaland

TEAM OF THE WEEK – GAMEWEEK 8 – THE UNTOUCHABLES

Missing players, failing players, ghost assists, cartels, hoods, gangsters, own goals, red cards and strikers who couldn’t hit a urinal from 2 feet. Just a regular fucking gameweek then. FPL is back and it’s madder than ever. Let’s dive in. AREOLA – 4.5 – WEST HAM UTD From 1-1 to 4-1 in the blink of…