Bruno Fernandes

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 6 – WHERE THE WILDCARDS ARE

It would honestly just be quicker to copy and paste my entire fucking team. But let’s try and do this properly. Jesus Christ what a week. RAYA – 5.6 – ARSENAL With his “injury” dominating the twittersphere in the run up to the game, it was almost inevitable that Raya would tip up, do fuck…

The Issues With The Twitter Fanbase: Manchester United Edition
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The Issues With The Twitter Fanbase: Manchester United Edition

There is a huge issue with the modern football fan on Twitter, and it’s developing into a toxic state of affairs that is seriously damaging. Things happen in football, with Manchester United at the moment being the biggest example. Erik ten Hag has taken over three seasons ago now, billed the saviour by people who…

Rasmus Hojlund: Manchester United has an elite striker
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Rasmus Hojlund: Manchester United has an elite striker

Manchester United opened their transfer window by signing Dutch striker Joshua Zirkzee from Bologna. After their first two games of the season, calls from the media have grown loud again that Manchester United needs a proven goal scorer. The Red Devils already have the goal scorer in their squad. Danish striker Rasmus Hojlund is more…

Antony Dos Santos: There’s A Player In There
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Antony Dos Santos: There’s A Player In There

Antony Dos Santos was a player who came to Manchester United with a lot of hype behind him, but unfortunately for the Brazilian, he was effectively doomed to fail before he even stepped foot on the iconic turf at Old Trafford. Antony was someone United had admired for a while, even being on the list…

Marcus Rashford: He’s Still Born To Play In Red & White
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Marcus Rashford: He’s Still Born To Play In Red & White

When he first rustled the back of the net on that iconic night back in February 2016, Marcus Rashford was greeted by a roar he’s now heard 131 times home and away for Manchester United. The connection with the fans was an instant classic. An academy boy from the streets of Wythenshawe, born to play…

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 3 – TITANS OF PISS
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TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 3 – TITANS OF PISS

Another weekend of relentless pain comes to a crushing and hopeless end. Especially if you owned any of these urine soaked morons. Let us dive in. POPE – 5.0 – NEWCASTLE A truly dreadful performance, like a marionette being remotely controlled by Martin Dubravka. Not content with showing the distribution of a DPD driver, Pope…

Toby Collyer: Manchester United’s Next Hot Prospect
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Toby Collyer: Manchester United’s Next Hot Prospect

Manchester United midfielder Toby Collyer has recently signed a new contract with the Red Devils, taking him up to 2027 with an option of a further year if the club wish to do so. Collyer joined the club in 2022 from Brighton and Hove Albion and has impressed for the under-18s and 21s teams under Travis Binnion.