A seasonal banquet of bastardness. Join me in unwrapping this lump of coal, soaked in shit and fisted northward until you vomit it up. Let us dive in. Goggles on. SANCHEZ – 4.7 – CHELSEA Absolutely insistent on putting his defence under pressure again and again, RDZ literally sold this tosser because he couldn’t pass…
Stuttgart can’t have imagined Serhou Guirassy would have had anything close to the season he’s having when they completed a permanent deal for him in June of this year. The Guinea international spent last season on loan in Germany from Stade Rennais, scoring 14 goals and getting 2 assists in 29 games altogether. Serhou Guirassy…
Manchester United have been linked with a shock move for former Chelsea striker Timo Werner in the January Transfer Window, and it’s a link that has left many people wondering why. Werner wasn’t a true success at Chelsea in terms of his goalscoring and finishing metrics, but he did do a lot of good things…
When I analyzed Manchester City in the lead-up to our clash against them a couple of weeks ago (Manchester United fan), I noticed a small tiny area of slight slight slight weakness that teams were getting joy with this season. Terrified to even suggest that Manchester City had an area of weakness, I stayed quiet….
Tripe. Shite. Piss. Which reckless simpletons have made their way into the hallowed halls of excrement this weekend. Let us not stand around aimlessly like a Brentford back four without Ben Mee. Let’s dive in. FODERINGHAM – 4.5 – SHEFFIELD UNITED If a team physically cannot defend set pieces, you have to look at the…
Antonio Conte once famously said: “Just one regular day of Barclays (Premier League), that’s all I ask. It will never happen”. As the Italian tactician testified, an uninteresting day in the Premier League is pretty hard to come by. The Premier League offers so much more than just great football, it also offers up some…
Nicolas Jackson is a 22-year-old, originally born in Gambia but plays internationally for Senegal. He recently moved from the Spanish side, Villarreal to Chelsea for a fee of £32m. In La Liga last season, Jackson managed to accumulate 16 goals and assists. To break that down for you, he got 12 goals and 4 assists…
If you’re on football Twitter or any sports Twitter for that sake, you have most likely been in or seen debates around players, football teams, and transfers. Today you’ll be looking at the most clutch football players. These are those who pop up in the most important moments or thrive under pressure. Here are five…
When you’re picking a team in FPL, defenders are a massive part of your team structure. We’ve seen that in certain situations, defenders shape up the whole template. Like we’ve seen in the ‘big at the back’ meta in 2021/22, with the likes of Joao Cancelo, Reece James, Trent Alexander-Arnold and co. in form. In…
The transfer window is getting to the nitty gritty part, with most Premier League teams starting their pre-season tours. Some huge deals have already gone through, and more transfers are likely to happen before the end of August. In this article, we will try to predict your team’s most expensive signing – which often means…
