Chelsea FC: A Project Worth the Patience or a Dysfunctional Mess?
Are Chelsea FC a budding project or a dysfunctional mess? Join us as we dive into the story of how one of England’s top clubs are struggling.
Lucas Gourna-Douath: The Next Big Thing
“Of course, because I am always looking for perfection, for what I can do best.” Lucas Gourna-Douath. RB Salzburg have held host to some of the now-best players on the planet during their time as a club. Erling Haaland and Dominick Szoboszlai made proper names for themselves while playing for the Austrian club, and Liverpool’s…
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 16
A seasonal banquet of bastardness. Join me in unwrapping this lump of coal, soaked in shit and fisted northward until you vomit it up. Let us dive in. Goggles on. SANCHEZ – 4.7 – CHELSEA Absolutely insistent on putting his defence under pressure again and again, RDZ literally sold this tosser because he couldn’t pass…
Serhou Guirassy: Who is the Stuttgart Superstar that Everyone Wants?
Stuttgart can’t have imagined Serhou Guirassy would have had anything close to the season he’s having when they completed a permanent deal for him in June of this year. The Guinea international spent last season on loan in Germany from Stade Rennais, scoring 14 goals and getting 2 assists in 29 games altogether. Serhou Guirassy…
How Would Timo Werner Benefit Manchester United?
Manchester United have been linked with a shock move for former Chelsea striker Timo Werner in the January Transfer Window, and it’s a link that has left many people wondering why. Werner wasn’t a true success at Chelsea in terms of his goalscoring and finishing metrics, but he did do a lot of good things…
My Tactical Sunday: Chelsea vs Manchester City
When I analyzed Manchester City in the lead-up to our clash against them a couple of weeks ago (Manchester United fan), I noticed a small tiny area of slight slight slight weakness that teams were getting joy with this season. Terrified to even suggest that Manchester City had an area of weakness, I stayed quiet….
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 6
Tripe. Shite. Piss. Which reckless simpletons have made their way into the hallowed halls of excrement this weekend. Let us not stand around aimlessly like a Brentford back four without Ben Mee. Let’s dive in. FODERINGHAM – 4.5 – SHEFFIELD UNITED If a team physically cannot defend set pieces, you have to look at the…
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Top 10 Craziest Premier League Moments of All Time
Antonio Conte once famously said: “Just one regular day of Barclays (Premier League), that’s all I ask. It will never happen”. As the Italian tactician testified, an uninteresting day in the Premier League is pretty hard to come by. The Premier League offers so much more than just great football, it also offers up some…
Nicolas Jackson, The player Chelsea needed!
Nicolas Jackson is a 22-year-old, originally born in Gambia but plays internationally for Senegal. He recently moved from the Spanish side, Villarreal to Chelsea for a fee of £32m. In La Liga last season, Jackson managed to accumulate 16 goals and assists. To break that down for you, he got 12 goals and 4 assists…
The Top 5 Most Clutch Football Players
If you’re on football Twitter or any sports Twitter for that sake, you have most likely been in or seen debates around players, football teams, and transfers. Today you’ll be looking at the most clutch football players. These are those who pop up in the most important moments or thrive under pressure. Here are five…