Why Has The Champions League Been So Disappointing?
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Why Has The Champions League Been So Disappointing?

In recent years, picking the winner of Europe’s elite competition has always been a topic of debate, but not as much this year. Realistically, the winner will come from Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, or tournament favourites and reigning champions Manchester City. Not only are there holes to pick in the majority of the teams left…

Chelsea and Mauricio Pochettino: An Insight Into The Chaos
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Chelsea and Mauricio Pochettino: An Insight Into The Chaos

When Chelsea’s board set out to rebuild their team and hire a new manager, their goal was to create a formidable squad capable of challenging for titles, much like Manchester City under Pep Guardiola and Liverpool under Jurgen Klopp. Initially, due to the new owners’ obsession with Brighton Hove Albion, they hired Graham Potter for…

Alvaro Morata, The World’s Most Underappreciated Player
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Alvaro Morata, The World’s Most Underappreciated Player

Morata is always at the end of criticism, but perhaps judging his whole career on a less-than-impressive stint in the Premier League isn’t the most fair way to judge the Spaniard. However, due to that stint at the Blue’s, the public perception of the Athletico Madrid marksman has lowered considerably, making him one of the…

The 5 Weirdest Tactical Decisions In Premier League History
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The 5 Weirdest Tactical Decisions In Premier League History

Over the 32 Premier League seasons since the breakaway in 1992, there have been some genius tactical decisions made by some of the world’s greatest managers. We’ve seen some of the greatest performances the football world has had to offer, but we’ve also seen some of the craziest things too. Today we are going to…

Lucas Gourna-Douath: The Next Big Thing
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Lucas Gourna-Douath: The Next Big Thing

“Of course, because I am always looking for perfection, for what I can do best.” Lucas Gourna-Douath. RB Salzburg have held host to some of the now-best players on the planet during their time as a club. Erling Haaland and Dominick Szoboszlai made proper names for themselves while playing for the Austrian club, and Liverpool’s…

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 16
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TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 16

A seasonal banquet of bastardness. Join me in unwrapping this lump of coal, soaked in shit and fisted northward until you vomit it up. Let us dive in. Goggles on. SANCHEZ – 4.7 – CHELSEA Absolutely insistent on putting his defence under pressure again and again, RDZ literally sold this tosser because he couldn’t pass…

Serhou Guirassy: Who is the Stuttgart Superstar that Everyone Wants?
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Serhou Guirassy: Who is the Stuttgart Superstar that Everyone Wants?

Stuttgart can’t have imagined Serhou Guirassy would have had anything close to the season he’s having when they completed a permanent deal for him in June of this year. The Guinea international spent last season on loan in Germany from Stade Rennais, scoring 14 goals and getting 2 assists in 29 games altogether. Serhou Guirassy…