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The Numbers Behind Man United’s Desperate Need For a Striker

Paul Pogba rests on a poolside sun-lounger against a backdrop of the rolling hills of LA. He’s greeted by an approaching Romelu Lukaku, who tells him in French that he’ll see him tomorrow in training. They embrace and then start some strange awkward dance, which I’m sure was popular at the time. That was the…

Milner Cartoon Graphic
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James Milner – Liverpool’s Swiss Army Knife

James Milner will leave Liverpool at the end of the season after eight years of devoted service. The hugely popular midfielder should forever be remembered as a bona fide legend at Anfield. He made vital contributions on the pitch in winning both the Champions League and the Premier League during his spell at Anfield. But…

Amad Diallo Loan
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Loan Watch: Man Utd’s Amad Diallo Shines For Sunderland

It has been a breakthrough season for Manchester United loanee Amad Diallo. The 20-year-old Ivorian has been one of the star players for the Black Cats, currently on loan at Sunderland. Diallo has played a massive part in Sunderland’s rise, scoring 14 goals and providing four assists in 39 matches this season. Amad delivered one…

FPL Team of the Weak
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FPL TEAM OF THE WEAK – THE END OF SEASON REVIEW

Welcome to HinduMonkey’s “Team of the Weak” – your weekly fix of agonising despair in the realm of Fantasy Premier League! In this series, we plunge into the depths of disappointment to unearth the most abysmal performers of the previous FPL Gameweek. While the world of fantasy football often thrives on triumph and success, we…

Neymar Jr
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Manchester United Reportedly in Pole Position to Sign Neymar from PSG

Reports emerging from L’Equipe this evening say that Manchester United and PSG are currently in talks over a move that would see Neymar jumping to England’s top division. The French publication reveals that PSG intends to prioritise Kylian Mbappe as the focal point of their sporting project. This information has caused dissatisfaction for the Brazilian….