Crash, bang, wallop… what a fucking shitshow. Let’s see which XI pillocks dropped the proverbial football this weekend. Well? Let’s dive the absolute hell in. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UNITED It’s hard to blame a keeper when a player runs 70 yards without a tackle on goal. But also, simply lying on the floor…
Hindu Monkey casts his sobbing face over which XI players let themselves and their families down this gameweek. Yes, I know there is a game left, but I’m off to the seaside tomorrow to rescue some donkeys, so you’re just going to have to cope with this a day early. Let us dive into GW2’s…
Hindu Monkey casts his withering eye over which XI players let themselves down on the opening weekend of the Premier League season. Let us dive in. And gently cry ourselves to sleep if we owned these hapless fuckwits. PICKFORD – 4.5M – EVE 1 save, 2 points… this was not a happy start for Everton,…
Welcome to HinduMonkey’s “Team of the Weak” – your weekly fix of agonising despair in the realm of Fantasy Premier League! In this series, we plunge into the depths of disappointment to unearth the most abysmal performers of the previous FPL Gameweek. While the world of fantasy football often thrives on triumph and success, we…
