GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN Crash, bang, fucking hell what a shitshow. 8 weeks down and the only positive to this season so far is that it’s almost 25% of the way through. Let’s see which pillocks littered the gates of hell this Team of the weak. ONANA – 4.9 – MANCHESTER UNITED I’ve…
It’s Gameweek 8 of the 2023/24 FPL season and many FPL managers have had a rough start to the campaign. If you’re struggling with your overall rank, know that the points between each rank are still very close. For example, the top 10k is only separated by 24 points from the top 100k, 46 points…
Apologies for the disappearance last week, but we are back for one of the most quintessential part of the 2023/24 season so far. Many managers are wildcarding after strings of poor-showing gameweeks, let’s see whether you should hit that tempting chip or not? The Gameweek Calendar All based on UK time. The gameweek 8 deadline will…
THE DEFENCE RESTS Literally. What the fuck were these useless clown ticklers doing. More minus points than a fucking maths convention. Let’s dive in and see who needs to be metaphorically hung, drawn and quartered this week. TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 7. EDERSON – 5.6M – MANCHESTER CITY A welcome return to Ederson…
Tripe. Shite. Piss. Which reckless simpletons have made their way into the hallowed halls of excrement this weekend. Let us not stand around aimlessly like a Brentford back four without Ben Mee. Let’s dive in. FODERINGHAM – 4.5 – SHEFFIELD UNITED If a team physically cannot defend set pieces, you have to look at the…
Take a look at our preview of the upcoming FPL Gameweek 6. Learn if now is the right time to use your Wildcard chip or if you should hold.
The 2023/24 FPL season’s Gameweek 5 caused chaos for the FPL X (formerly Twitter) template, resulting in many managers making rage transfers or using their Wildcards in GW6. Whether you’re using a Wildcard or not, it’s crucial to target players from Newcastle, Liverpool, and Aston Villa, who have excellent upcoming fixtures. While Burnley and Luton…
After a long international break, club football and FPL will be back this Saturday. We have multiple dilemmas, decisions and even a captaincy debate in big 2023 to talk about on the first weekend deadline of the season. Along with new updates with what happened during the 2 week long period. Here’s all you need…
Gameweek 5 of Fantasy Premier League is back after the international break, with Wolves hosting Liverpool at The Molineux on Saturday at 12:30 pm BST. Gameweek 4 was high-scoring, with Erling Haaland, Son Heung-min, and Evan Ferguson bagging hat-tricks. GW5 is significant as it marks the beginning of the fixture swing for many teams over…
Are you eager to climb those FPL rankings? Well, you’re in the right place. We’re dissecting the captaincy puzzle for the pivotal Gameweek 5. Sure, there are the usual suspects who consistently deliver, but GW5 presents a golden opportunity to go against the grain. Thinking about taking a punt on a differential captain to skyrocket…
