FPL Gameweek 10 Captain Salah
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FPL GW10 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More

Navigating the captaincy choices for FPL GW10 Best Captain can be a game-changer for managers looking to pull ahead in their leagues. This week’s Premier League fixtures present several tantalising options. With Mo Salah, Cole Palmer, Erling Haaland, Bukayo Saka, and Jamie Vardy all in contention, there’s a chance to gain real ground in mini-leagues….

Man City vs Ipswich Erling Haaland

TEAM OF THE WEEK – GAMEWEEK 8 – THE UNTOUCHABLES

Missing players, failing players, ghost assists, cartels, hoods, gangsters, own goals, red cards and strikers who couldn’t hit a urinal from 2 feet. Just a regular fucking gameweek then. FPL is back and it’s madder than ever. Let’s dive in. AREOLA – 4.5 – WEST HAM UTD From 1-1 to 4-1 in the blink of…

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 7 – HA HA LAND

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 7 – HA HA LAND

Another week done and dusted as we’re fisted into the stratosphere of shit that is the international break. Let’s see which calamitous cockstains made their way into these hallowed halls this week. Yup, it’s Team of the Weak time. Let’s dive in. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY Owning Ederson at this stage is a…

Bruno Fernandes

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 6 – WHERE THE WILDCARDS ARE

It would honestly just be quicker to copy and paste my entire fucking team. But let’s try and do this properly. Jesus Christ what a week. RAYA – 5.6 – ARSENAL With his “injury” dominating the twittersphere in the run up to the game, it was almost inevitable that Raya would tip up, do fuck…

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 5 – THREE COLOURS SHITE

TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 5 – THREE COLOURS SHITE

A weak of almost molten excrement, culminating in a Sunday where my personal team wasn’t so much shat on, but violently assaulted in a back alley and left for dead. Let’s do this. It’s the latest Team of the Weak. JOHNSTONE – 4.4 – WOLVES Not a single save in a 3-goal loss. Essentially turning…

Yoanne Wissa
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Brentford Will Struggle Without Yoane Wissa: Who Will Start Against Spurs?

“Wissa is not good news. It looks like an injury that will be a couple of months. It’s very frustrating. It will leave a hole but I will find a solution and other players will step up”. Thomas Frank On Yoane Wissa Following The Loss To Manchester City Following Brentford’s promotion to the Premier League…