FPL GW4 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
The FPL GW4 Best Captain options probably won’t surprise you, but choosing which one to select is very difficult. Our writer Glen has you covered.
FPL GW3 Best Captain: Palmer, Salah, Haaland & More
So far this season’s Fantasy Premier League has proved to be a mixed bag for much of the 11.5 million players, with only six forwards surprisingly providing a return in GW2. Deciding which players you feel are going to push you to the top of your mini-league can be difficult, but we’re having a look…
Best Solanke Replacements for Gameweek 2: Top FPL Picks
If you’re searching for the best Solanke replacements for Gameweek 2, this guide will help you choose the top FPL forward options. With Dominic Solanke potentially sidelined until after the international break due to an injury, many FPL managers are scrambling to find a suitable replacement ahead of Gameweek 2. The FPL community has been…
TEN TIPS TO START THE FANTASY FOOTBALL SEASON WITH
Still unsure how to play this game of wank? Tired of the endless content saying PICK X or SUBSCRIBE TO Y? Do you even know what a fucking chip is? Let’s dive in. PICK PLAYERS WHO START FOOTBALL MATCHES This sounds simple, but you’d be surprised how many people like to plug maverick xMinute risks…
FPL Best GW1 Punts: Five One-Week Wonders
Can you really take punts on players even when the season hasn’t started yet? I certainly wouldn’t have thought so, but this is a new season and as we’ve learnt over the summer with the changes that have been made to the Fantasy Premier League game, anything is possible. Well, if you want to target…
Here’s 5 Alternatives to Haaland in FPL, In Case You Don’t Want to Break the Bank
Way back when FPL Towers came out and announced the new changes to the Fantasy Premier League game for the 2024/25 campaign. One change stood out the most: Erling Haaland being priced at £15 million. Due to the amount of FPL money you will have to lay out on the Norwegian, it gives FPL managers…
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 36
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. But enough about watching Manchester United, try doing that whilst owning their defenders in FPL as well. Like turning up to a live torture event and saying PICK ME! Fuck this shit, let’s dive in to the Gameweek 36 wreckage. ONANA – 5.0 – MANCHESTER UTD Who…
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 35
Imagine waiting 35 weeks to play a wildcard for this tornado of horseshit. Players going down like they’re in Enemy of the fucking Gates the second they enter my team. Let’s dive in before two more get bloody snipered in Gameweek 35. EDERSON – 5.5 – MANCHESTER CITY I’ve been burnt by the Wildcard/Bench Boost…
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 33
What is left at this point, but to pick ourselves off the turf and somehow find a way to keep going in the face of such reckless shite. Deep breath. Let’s dive in and try and forget any of this ever happened in Gameweek 33. MURIC – 4.3 – BURNLEY Burnley have had half the…
TEAM OF THE WEAK – GAMEWEEK 30
GAMEWEEK 30’S PISS POOR THINGS I hope you all had a good Easter, sat there with your fucking roasts, chocolate and FPL points whilst some people died on the fucking cross and got none. They also didn’t get the Team of the Weak article for Gameweek 30, either. Let’s do this. LENO – 4.8 –…